The Mystery Of The Undercover Clitoris – Dr. Sadie Allison

Description:

2014 IPPY Award Winner. Inside this book, guys are discovering the most thrilling ways to arouse the clitoris just the way their lovers desire proudly freeing the most exquisite orgasms these fortunate women have EVER experienced.
Pleasure Coach and bestselling author Dr. Sadie has just solved the mystery with this playfully written, tastefully illustrated master-class in clitoral touch. Now guys of all ages can be inspired to spark passion and ignite intimacy by understanding their lovers’ needs:
* Find, know, and caress her clitoris with confidence, and in the ways SHE desires.
* Keep her fully lubricated from start to finish, so every gentle touch is arousing.
* Fine-tune clitoral touch mere fractions of an inch, which can bring on unexpectedly divine orgasms.
* Connect deeply through loving touch, so that you climax together, during intercourse.
* 23 how-to illustrations demonstrate the many exciting fingertip touches & wrist-friendly orgasmic lovemaking positions.

Divas Thoughts:

Let´s get straight to business:

I didn´t expect to love this booklet. Seriously….I thought this was totally informative, very smoothly written, and absolutely enjoyable!

It was fun to read about what turns a woman on and what a guy should do to make some magic happen. It´s all described wondefully witty in this Men´s Guide. Even if I know the Do´s & Don´t´s in that department ( and so does my hubby….) it was still a delight to see it on paper.

I would recommend this booklet to anyone. Really. That´s how good I thought it was. I wouldn´t only recommend this to frustrated men, or women who think their partners are doing something wrong. Nope. I´d say even happy couples with a fab sex life should read this one as a little reminder of how many ways a man can bring a woman to pleasure with just a flick of their fingers!

A quick and easy read that will affect you in the most pleasurable way!

The Divas are giving The Mystery Of The Undercover Clitoris, by Dr. Sadie Allison 5 out of 5 champagne glassses

Play ( Stage Dive #2) – Kylie Scott incl. Audiobook Excerpt link

Book Description

 

Kylie Scott returns with the highly anticipated follow-up to international bestseller Lick.Mal Ericson, drummer for the world famous rock band Stage Dive, needs to clean up his image fast—at least for a little while. Having a good girl on his arm should do the job just fine. Mal doesn’t plan on this temporary fix becoming permanent, but he didn’t count on finding the one right girl. Anne Rollins never thought she’d ever meet the rock god who plastered her teenage bedroom walls—especially not under these circumstances. Anne has money problems. Big ones. But being paid to play the pretend girlfriend to a wild life-of-the-party drummer couldn’t end well. No matter how hot he is. Or could it?

 

Divas Thoughts

 

I liked this book. Nothing more nothing less. After reading Lick ( book #1) I was totally excited to read Mal´s story. Well, I did read it and it was okay. I expected a whole lot more from Mal´s story, but okay……I can´t have everything, right? He was, in fact, my favorite character in the first installment and for some reason I felt that the author didn´t have a clue as to how his character should be. Mal, the hero, was alot of things through out the whole story. He was also very extreme. Personally…..if he were my boyfriend….I would have given him a bottle of sleeping pills to knock him out. * shy shrugging* He was sweet ( overload!!), he was passionate ( overload !! ), and he was funny as hell ( beyond overload!! ) I couldn´t help but laugh at everything he said or how he embarrassed Anne. Still….I thought he had serious mood swings that were far from normal. No matter how good looking, rich or famous the guy is….if I sense he has some screws loose then that´s it for me.

 

Anne was okay. I enjoyed her character much more than I did Mal´s. She was as normal as any girl / young woman could be. Her only issue was that people used her. A totally relatable trait. Due to her life situation she never noticed how people used her until Mal, the drummer from everyone´s favorite band „ Stage Dive“ pointed it out to her. From there on Anne learned to grow a backbone ( that too went easy…no struggles or such )

It was obvious that this story was supposed to be fast paced. I mean…..with Mal being so fast with his actions I thought he´d ask Anne to have his babies at 30%. He was intense when it came to Anne and she was just head over heels in love with him, even if she thought he had a problem with his extremes as well. Her money issues though, weren´t as painful as I thought they would be. She needed money….he was rich…problem solved. That wasn´t a stressed out theme in this book. Nothing was.

I really REALLY wanted to give this book a higher rating but the story wasn´t strong enough. There were a few major issues mentioned in this book but they too, were fast paced. It felt like I was watching the Grand Canyon scene from the movie National Lampoon´s Vacation. Force the family out of the car to look at the Grand Canyon for 2 seconds then get back in the car ( I love that movie! ). That´s how Mal and Anne´s story felt for me.

The sex was good. I can´t complain there. I laughed so loud when Mal spoke to Anne´s body parts. But other than that…it was good.

I was waiting and waiting for something earth shattering to happen. Nothing, I was left unsatified. When it came to revealing their secrets they somehow did that effortlessly.

The end confused me. I won´t get any deeper with describing my feelings there. It´s useless because I am just confused as to why the author left out something significant for the story. That significant part would have made me rate this book a little higher.

 

I can´t really complain….Mal and Anne´s story was okay. But totally nutty and fast.

One thibg I truly loved about this whole book was the writing style. Fabulous and catchy.

 

Book Cover : 3*

Characters: 3*

Story: 3*

Drama: 2*

Writing: 5*

HEA: 2*

 

Would I recommend this book?

Yeah. Why not?

Would I re-read this book?

Probably not.

 

For those of you who are absolutely crazy about listening to Audiobooks, here´s a link to listen to an excerpt from Play, by Kylie Scott! So cool. Gotta check it out. 

 

The Divas are giving Play ( Stage Dive #2) by Kylie Scott 3 out of 5 champagne glasses

 

Underestimated Too ( Underestimated #2) – Jettie Woodruff

Book Description

WARNING. This book contains: explicit sex scenes (some forced, some not), intense situations not meant for the faint of heart, abuse, adult language and content.

Money is not the most important thing in the world; love is – so they say anyway. Fortunately, Drew loves money. He wasn’t capable of loving anything else. The more money he made, the more he needed to make. Always chasing a deal, that was the most important thing in the world to him. 

You rode Morgan’s side of the tracks. Now ride Drew’s. You know the things she went through, things nobody should go through. Is Drew sorry for his part in that? Probably not. He’s not sure things would have turned out the way they did had he been the cute little husband the critics expected him to be. He did do things that hurt her and regretted a lot of his choices, but he tortured himself, wanting to do them still. 

You think you know Drew? You don’t know squat. You know what his wife has told you. She couldn’t tell you more than that, she doesn’t know that part of Drew. You want a sappy cliché romance? Move on, this isn’t the story for you. You want all the gruesome details? Stick around, and then you can judge Drew.

Divas Thoughts

When I found out Jettie Woodruff was about to publish Underestimated Too, I admit I was excited and totally frightened. Underestimated ( book #1) was beyond a perfect read ( for me at least ) so I wasn´t so sure what would happen in book #2.

Well, I had all kinds of stuff running through my mind. Will the author do a 1:1 copy just in the hero´s POV? Or will she add a few things to the previous story? WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!?? Please understand that I am not a huge fan of his and her POV´s. I´ve reached way to many times in a shit hole when wanting to read both characters perspectives.

Three words come to my mind after reading this book. HOLY FUCKING HELL! If the author wouldn´t have a life of her own and I wouldn´t be planning to plant an apple tree next week in my garden for my kids….I would hunt that author down and give her a big fat hug! I loved Underestimated Too. If I could give that book more than 5 out of 5 champagne glasses I would.

Everything that happened in book #1 was tough enough, but reading about how the characters relationship continued was AWESOME! The authors ability to shock the crap out of you is so cool. Never would I have thought Drew and Morgan´s story would go in THAT direction…( haha…now you´re wondering what happened, aren´t you? :-))

The story shows the couple who live a somewhat normal life if it weren´t for Drew´s screwed up ways. The abuse continues but Morgan stays with him!!! Can you believe it? I couldn´t! I would have packed my undies and kids and left! He was still the professional who loved his wife and his son, but the outbursts he had were getting worse, not to mention the reasons for his outbursts. GOD….he would flip for the stupidest reasons. I feared for Morgans life throughout the whole story.

What really happens in this book? Do they get professional help? Does their relationship stand a chance? Can Morgan handle Drew and his dark secrets?

I couldn´t handle his bundle of screwed-up-ness. I mean…it´s a miracle the guy didn´t shoot himself after what he went through. I felt sorry for him one minute, and then a few pages later I wanted to kill him myself. The truth that was revealed evoked all kinds of ugly emotions in me. I loved the bastard…and I hated him. It was frustrating. But in a good way.

What´s kind of interesting is that some parts ( if not all ) in this book come pretty close to reality. That´s a creepy just thinking about that. And I believe Jettie Woodruff did a fantastic job in writing about another taboo-ish subject and make a lovestory out of it.

The end was more than I could have asked for. I was 100% satisfied with the way things ended. I can die a happy person right now..:-)

It was a nasty, dark, painful, torturous, delightful rollercoaster ride! I am so happy and honored to have this book on my bookshelf! A total MUST READ for anyone who loves non-cliché lovestories!

 

The Divas are giving Underestimated Too 5 out of 5 champagne glasses

 

 

The Devil Wears Prada – Lauren Weisberger

* I purchased this book for my own enjoyment *

Ooookay. * loud sigh * What the hell was I thinking to start this book after I saw the movie?! I know I know….not one of my most brightest ideas to do such a thing, but hey! I really thought that the movie was great, so why shouldn´t the book be, right? WRONG.

Book Description:

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA gives a rich and hilarious new meaning to complaints about “The Boss from Hell.” Narrated in Andrea’s smart, refreshingly disarming voice, it traces a deep, dark, devilish view of life at the top only hinted at in gossip columns and over Cosmopolitans at the trendiest cocktail parties. From sending the latest, not-yet-in-stores Harry Potter to Miranda’s children in Paris by private jet, to locating an unnamed antique store where Miranda had at some point admired a vintage dresser, to serving lattes to Miranda at precisely the piping hot temperature she prefers, Andrea is sorely tested each and every day-and often late into the night with orders barked over the phone. She puts up with it all by keeping her eyes on the prize: a recommendation from Miranda that will get Andrea a top job at any magazine of her choosing. As things escalate from the merely unacceptable to the downright outrageous, however, Andrea begins to realize that the job a million girls would die for may just kill her. And even if she survives, she has to decide whether or not the job is worth the price of her soul

My Thoughts:

The Devil Wears Prada is about a young woman who wants to become an editer for the New Yorker, but instead, becomes a junior assistant for Vouge Magazine´s bitch on wheels, Miranda Priestly. Andrea doesn´t have a pretty life where she works, but in order to get her dream job easier…she becomes someones beck and call for a year. When life gets a little out of hand, Andrea puts a stop to everything and leaves Vogue Magazine.

Let me put it mildly: This book wasn´t entertaining. 

I also don´t believe I would have liked this book anymore if I hadn´t seen the movie. The writing was acceptable, but the story took so long to start. And when that point arrived….I still wasn´t convinced. I kept thinking that something was way off. It wasn´t until I was 2/3 into the story when it dawned on me that the characters were the problem. Call me picky….but these characters didn´t have their own voices. I mean….if an author creates a character….surely they imagine them a certain way. What happened? What went when wrong? The characters were ( at times ) dull. You always see characters change or grow in stories, but not in this book. I disliked almost every character. They were either to snobby, bitchy, or they were constantly feeling sorry for themselves. COME ON! If you´re not happy with your job and you´re making others miserable…..New York is huge….find something else!

Isn´t this author supposed to be a New York Times Bestselling? Really? Why did that happen? Surely, no one crowned her that because of her amazing ability for story telling. This book took me forever to read and finish. It takes me about 3 nights to read a 400 and something page book. And The Devil Wears Prada took me weeks. I just can´t see why everyone was making such a fuss about this book. Seriously, there is absolutely no reason for anyone to go ape-shit. The story is flat and couldn´t hold my attention long enough. 

The author had an idea and she put it on paper. Write a beginning, write the middle section, and end the story. Hmm….THIS WAS A 400 + PAGE BOOK! Where was the build up, where was the passion for Andrea, her friends / family and her life? I´m not kidding…..I had my hopes set up really high for this one and all it brought me was agony, anger, and frustration
Before you ask….yes. I did end this book. Did at least the end make me happier? Nope. I was even more confused about how this book ended and I was just one happy camper that I didn´t have to pick up this book anymore.

The only thing I liked about this book was the fact that the author tried to make the story fun by adding the fashion business. There was enough potential for a fabulous story.

If you ask me….with the way this book was, it isn´t worth it. The only thing that is keeping me from giving this book to my neighbor is the cover. It just looks to pretty to give away.

Would I recommend this book?
– No. I wouldn´t. BUT I recommend you watch the movie. That´s definitely entertaining and alot cheaper. Plus you get a story and get to look at beautiful people.

Would I re-read this book?
– uuuuh…no.

The Divas are giving The Devil Wears Prada, by Lauren Weisberger, 2 out of 5 champagne glasses.